Country Meme
Autor: Kyou
British
[_] You drink a lot of tea.
[_] You know what a brolly is.
[_] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[_] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[✓] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[✓] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[✓] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[_] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[_] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 3
Australian
[✓] You wear flip flops all year.
[_] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[_] You love a backyard barbie.
[✓] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[✓] You love the beach.
[✓] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[✓] You're a sports fanatic.
[_] You are tanned.
[_] You're a bit of a bogan.
[_] You have an australian something
Total = 5
Italian
[_] The Sopranos is a great show.
[_] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[✓] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[✓] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[_] You know Italian songs.
[✓] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[_] You speak some italian.
[✓] You are under 5'10''.
[_] You know what a italian horn is
[✓] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[✓] You talk with your hands.
Total= 6
Spanish
[_] You say member instead of Remember.
[_] You speak spanish or some.
[✓] You like tacos.
[_] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[✓] You are dark skinned.
[_] You know what a Puta is.
[✓] You talk fast occasionally.
[✓] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[_] You know what platanos are.
Total = 4
Russian
[_] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[✓] You get short tempered.
[✓] You know of somebody named natasha.
[✓] You get cold easily.
[✓] Rain is fun for you.
[✓] You get into contests all the time.
[✓] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 6
Irish
[_] You think beer is the best.
[✓] You have a bad temper.
[_] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[_] You have blue or green eyes.
[✓] You like the color green.
[_] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[_] You have a family member from Ireland.
[_] You have blonde hair.
[_] You have/had freckles.
[✓] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 3
African American
[✓] You say nigga/nukka casually
[_] You have nappy hair.
[_] You like rap.
[✓] You know how to shoot a gun.
[✓] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[✓] You like chicken.
[✓] You like watermelon
[_] You can dance.
[_] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 5
Asian
[✓] You have slanty/small eyes.
[✓] You like rice a lot.
[✓] You are good at math.
[✓] You have played the piano.
[✓] You have family from asia.
[✓] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[_] Most people think you're chinese.
[_] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[_] You go to Baulko.
Total = 6
German
[✓] You like bread.
[✓] You think German Chocolate is good.
[✓] You speak some German.
[✓] You know what Schnitzel is.
[✓] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[✓] You went to Pre-school.
[✓] You're over 5'2.
[✓] You understand some German dialect.
Total = 8
Canadian
[✓] You like/play/played hockey.
[_] You love beer.
[✓] You say eh.
[_] You know what poutine is.
[✓] You speak some french.
[_] You love Tim Horton's.
[_] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[_] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 3
American
[_] You dislike foriegners.
[_] You hate non - Christians.
[✓] You're lazy.
[_] You are not cultured.
[✓] You hate abortion.
[✓] But love the death penalty.
[_] You don't read.
[_] You shop at Walmart.
[_] You think this survey is rather biased.
total = 3
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1st place
German
2nd place
Russian & Asian & Italian
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