Stop ogling! - Snarry
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Asylum: Snarry100
Prompt: Picture prompt (a rather good-looking showering guy)
Genre: Er, humour?
Rating/Warnings: PG/the title (me sux)
“Could you stop ogling that guy?!“
Severus, black eyes glued to the showering man’s muscular back, answered: “I am not ‘ogling’, Potter, merely appreciating the view. You on the other hand,” He commented archly, “are jealous.”
“Well, of course I’m jealous! How else should I react?”
“The same way I react,” Severus said dryly, now studying the man’s perfect arse, “every time you start panting like a dog in heat the moment Bill Weasley enters the room.”
Harry’s jaw dropped in disbelieve.
“I’m not panting like- Bill’s like my broth-“ He spluttered.
His amusement almost palpable, Severus lifted an eyebrow.
“Oh, alright!” Harry surrendered. “You have to admit that he has a damn fine arse, though.”
Severus was staring at the soap bubbles clinging to the man’s tanned skin.
“So, what do you do when I’m… ogling Bill?”
A smirk spread over Severus’ face.
“I admit that he does have a marvellous behind.”
Harry gasped.
“After that, I remind myself that it won’t be Weasley you will join in bed at night.” Severus said matter-of-factly, and Harry felt guilty for doubting him.
“Sure… Still!” He burst out seconds later when Severus’ eyes kept roaming the man’s body, “Stop ogling him!”
