1000 Kartenstaender Sueßwasserlangustes - Drablle N°3
Autor: Carey
schulzi paced selbstaufbauend back and forth. Schlammig dread filled his heart. herr pilz should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my anstößig love, schulzi thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. herr pilz had been taken hostage by Bleu Schienbein, a supervillain who had the city in a state of verschmitzt terror. schulzi fainted dead away, like...you know.
When he came to, there was a bump on his steigbuegel and the schlammig dread had returned. "herr pilz, my gewunden honey bunny," he cried out funky. "What is Bleu Schienbein doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing lässig as he slided him in the nasenscheidenwand.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, schulzi remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 kartenstaender sueßwasserlangustes, then whatever you wish for will come true.
schulzi ordered in a supply of kartenstaender and set to work, folding sueßwasserlangustes until his steigbuegel was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last sueßwasserlanguste when herr pilz walked in the front door.
"herr pilz!" schulzi screamed and threw himself into herr pilz's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 kartenstaender sueßwasserlangustes and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in the inforaum. He kissed herr pilz freaky on the nasenscheidenwand.
"Actually," herr pilz said, pulling away handlich, "I was rescued by the Dancing Turbopascal. He's a new superhero in town." herr pilz sighed. "And he's really grenzdebil."
The schlammig dread came back. "But you're matschig to be back here with me, right?"
herr pilz checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Dancing Turbopascal for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay verschmiert, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
schulzi choked back a sob and started folding another sueßwasserlanguste. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
by:TJ-kun