YGO - My Abridged   von MajinAkuma
                          (The Kings of (Card) Games)
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                           Kapitel 1: Synchro what?
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The protagonists are dueling a random guy.

  Atem: "Okay. I sacrifice my Watapon to Tribute Summon my Dark Magician Girl.
Then I activate my Sage's Stone to Special Summon my Dark Magician from my Deck.
Then I activate my Black Magic Ritual and I sacrifice my Black Luster Soldier
from my hand to Ritual Summon my Black Magician of Chaos. I end my turn. Now
show me what do you got, guys."
  Judai Yuki: "It's my turn. I activate Polymerization and fuse my Elemental
HERO Neos with Rainbow Dragon, which I conveniently borrowed from my best friend
Johan, so I can Fusion Summon Rainbow Neos."
  Atem: "Fusion Summon? Cute! Btw, fusion is kinda lame-"
  Yusei Fudo: "Now it's my turn! I tune my Formula Synchron with my Junk Gardner
and my reduced Junk Warrior to Limit Over Accel Synchro Summon my Shooting
Quasar Dragon!"
  Atem: "Synchro what?"
  Yusei Fudo: "Synchro Summon! I did this several times before just to summon my
Shooting Quasar Dragon. Do you pay any attention to your friends?"
  Atem: "We are friends?"
  Yuma Tsukumo: "-now I Xyz Summon my Number 39: Utopia Beyond."
  Atem: "What summon? How do you pronounce it? This Ex-something."
  Yuma Tsukumo: "'Ex-iez' Summon. I did this before during the entire duel! Do
you always ignore your friends?"
  Atem: "You're not my friend! ...And your monster is lame."
  Yuma Tsukumo: "It's not! The monsters of the opponent have 0 ATK now!"
  Atem: "Really?"
  Yuya Sakaki: "-I Pendulum Summon Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon and Performapal
Hammer Mammoth. Together with Rune-Eyes Pendulum Dragon, Beast-Eyes Pendulum
Dragon and Dark Rebellion Xyz Dragon, I have five monsters now. Sorry, it's the
best I currently have."
 Atem: "Seriously, how many summons will this game gain?! I don't know what's
going on anymore! I'll end this! I activate my Graceful Charity-"
  Yuya Sakaki: "I thought this card has been banned for years."
  Yuma Tsukumo: "Yep."
  Yusei Fudo: "Me too."
  Judai Yuki: "Pretty long time, bro."
  Atem: "We're playing the Traditional Format, morons. I sacrifice my three
monsters to Normal Summon The Winged Dragon of Ra. Now I activate Monster Reborn
and Premature Burial to Special Summon Slifer the Sky Dragon and Obelisk the
Tormentor from the graveyard."
  Yusei Fudo: "Banned cards again."
  Judai Yuki: "Premature Burial is banned?"
  Yuma Tsukumo: "There was a time when this card was banned, but Monster Reborn
was limited."
  Yuya Sakaki: "When I read this, I thought they were going crazy... but Raigeki
has been unbanned."
  Atem: "Silence, idiots! I sacrifice my Egyptian God cards to Special Summon
The Creator God of Light, Horakthy. Now I win this match automatically. See
guys. I brought the victory."
  Yusei Fudo: "By using banned cards."
  Atem: "Silence! We won!"
  (beat)

  Atem: "Pooh... Imagine if the opponent had Bottomless Trap Hole. That would
screw my strategy. Or your monsters."
  Yusei Fudo: "Does not work on my dragon."
  Yuma Tsukumo: "On my Number F0: Future King Hope neither."
  Yuya Sakaki: "He had a Bottomless Trap Hole on the field. But we had Jinzo on
the field."
  Atem: "We did?"
  Judai Yuki: "Yeah. Jonouchi summoned it many turns ago. And it was standing
here the whole time."
  Atem: "Wait! When was Jonouchi part of the duel and where is he?"
  Judai Yuki: "He's standing right next to you the whole time."
  Atem: "What?!"
  Jonouchi: "Do you pay any attention to your friends, nyeh~?"

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